Because 13 Is Lucky

End of the Reign

September 15, 2006 at 8:42 pm (School)

For the past two weeks, some unimaginably evil entity was enslaving thousands of students. By heck it was no ordinary being. This entity had the power of infinite magnitude. And it was abusing its power, torturing helpless students, the abominable tyrant had limitless ruling power. Mercy was not in its vocabulary. We students suffered.

Yet after a period that seemed like eternity, the revolution began. It was over in a few hours. The tyrant defeated. Students rejoicing everywhere.

Yes I’ve always had a penchant for starting essays in dramatic (and incomprehensible, and nonsensical) fashion. But I don’t care. My 2 weeks of final exams are finally OVER. Let it burn in hell! Exams – the damned forbidden son of Pressure and Suffering!

First thing I gotta do is to burn the exam slip. The little piece of paper you bring into and take out of the exam hall. The sight of it makes me sick. It stinks of exam-aroma.

Burn bitch burn!

Then the books. It’ll be a lot harder and longer to burn these though, look how thick they are!

Chemistry huh? Let’s see how fire reacts with paper.

So anyway 2 weeks of holidays for me now. Kind of feeling bored already. After a gruelling battle with an abstract tyrant made of books and paper and the Ministry of Education, I guess I need my time off. To recap my battle:

Day 1: English
It was ok. I have nothing to complain, except the fact that HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT STUDENTS TO PRODUCE QUALITY ESSAYS WHEN YOU IMPOSE A 350-WORD LIMIT??? I just wrote a quarter-hearted essay, and even then it was almost 450 words. >.< All the same, I’d be pissed if I don’t get an A for this.

Day 2: D-Day of Physics
Ahh, Physics, my old arch-enemy. I’ve never liked this fellow, nor have I really beaten it. This time there were 4 questions, and guess what I knew how to do all of them, except for question 1, 2, 3, and 4. It didn’t just gravity-pull me into the earth’s core, it was more like a Supermassive Black Hole.

Oh baby dont you know I suffer?
Oh baby can you hear me moan?
You caught me under false pretences
How long before you let me go?

Oooh… You set my soul alight (yeap physics incinerated my heart and soul)
Oooh… You set my soul alight
(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And shitty Kevin sucked into the supermassive…

I love Muse. I love that song. I HATE PHYSICS!!! I’m 100% certain this is a non-A.

Day 3: Maths
Apart from a deductive geometry sub-question, this was quite easy. Breezy even.

Day 4: Economics
All was going well until the first essay question. It demended me to calculate some stuff I dunno, namely Gross National Product, Gross Domestic Product, National Income, Personal Income, Investments, etc all crap I don’t know. This stuff is just plain gross (and pun much intended). 59.87% chance of an A.

Day 5: Computer Studies
Easier than I expected. There was an auntie invigilator though, she kept standing beside me, peeking at my answers. Auntie, in case you didn’t know, looking at people when they are answering questions is damn annoying. She had me in a pressure cooker. And when I turned to look at her she just smiled at me. @.@ She did this to others as well. Thankfully this was Computer Studies and not Maths/Physics/Chemistry, or else I’d have told her to beat it. But anyhow: A in the bag for this, hopefully.

Day 6: Chemistry
Similar to day 5. Except there were no peeking aunties. Oh and towards the end Weezer’s Tired of Sex started playing in my head, only with a little play of lyrics. ;P

I’m tired, so tired
I’m tired of having tests (So tired)
I’m spread so thin
I don’t know who I am (who I am)

Monday night I’m doing english
Tuesday night I’m doing physics
Wednesday night I’m doing maths
Oh, why can’t I be home watching football?

So there you go I had to type this quickly, I have yet to have my dinner and I’M HUNRGY AS HELL!